100 Winter Jokes for Kids

This list of 100 winter jokes for kids will keep your children in stitches all winter long. Or if you happen to be a kid looking for the best jokes to pass to your friends at the lunch table, you're in the right place.

Winter Jokes for Kids:

Sometimes as parents we need some new material for entertainment at the dinner table. As parents we find great enjoyment at making our kids shake their heads in embarrassment while Derek and I tell them cheesy jokes at the dinner table. If you enjoy that same type of seasonal fun, these winter jokes are a fun addition you can add at dinner, breakfast, in front of friends, in the car, whenever the right moment strikes.

The Best 100 Winter Jokes for Kids:

Winter Jokes for Kids (1–25)

1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes

2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman

3. Why did the snowman call a babysitter? He had a meltdown

4. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow

5. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school in winter? Because it was snow high

6. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps

7. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce in winter? A snowball

8. Why are mountains so cold in winter? They wear snow caps

9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite

10. Why did the snowflake go to school? To learn how to chill

11. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball

12. Why was the snowman rummaging through the carrots? He was picking his nose

13. What do snowmen use to get around? Icicles

14. What do you call a cold magician? Frost-tician

15. What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies

16. Why did the snowman get kicked out of school? He kept flaking

17. What do snowmen take when they’re sick? Ice-berg aspirin

18. Why did the snowman look through the bag of potatoes? He was picking his nose

19. What kind of photos do snowmen take? Ice-olation shots

20. Why did winter break up with fall? It needed space

21. What’s winter’s favorite music? Chill-hop

22. What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?

23. Why don’t snowmen ever argue? They just let things slide

24. What do snowmen do on the weekend? Chill out

25. Why was the snowman so calm? Nothing got under his skin

⛄ Snow & Ice Jokes (26–50)

26. What do you call snow that listens to music? Hip-hop snow

27. Why did the snowflake blush? It saw the snowblower

28. What do snowmen use to brush their teeth? Tooth-icicles

29. What do you call a frozen dog? A pupsicle

30. Why did the snowman cross the road? To melt on the other side

31. What kind of math do snowmen like? Ice-ometry

32. Why did the snowman open a bakery? He was great at rolling dough

33. What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream

34. Why did the ice cube fail school? It kept freezing under pressure

35. What do you call an old snowman? Water

36. Why was the snowman staring at the computer? It froze

37. What’s a snowman’s favorite game? Freeze tag

38. Why did the snowman bring a broom? To sweep the ice

39. What kind of trees fit in your hand? Palm trees (even in winter!)

40. Why don’t snowmen use cell phones? They lose reception in the cold

41. What do you get if you eat too much snow? Brain freeze

42. Why was the snowman bad at secrets? He always spilled the ice

43. What did the ice say to the soda? You crack me up

44. Why did the snowman wear sunglasses? Because the snow was so bright

45. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Ice-tea

46. Why don’t snowmen play hide-and-seek? They’re too easy to spot

47. What do snowmen do when they get mad? Give the cold shoulder

48. Why was the snowman late? He got stuck in a drift

49. What did the snowflake say to the other snowflake? You’re one of a kind

50. Why did the snowman join the choir? He had cool vocals

Cold Weather Jokes (51–75)

51. Why did winter go to school? To get cooler

52. What do you call a bear in winter? Sleepy

53. Why did the scarf break up with the hat? It felt wrapped up

54. What do mittens say when they’re done? I’m all thumbed out

55. Why did the penguin bring a suitcase? It was going on ice-vacation

56. What kind of jacket do you wear in winter? A chili jacket

57. Why did the thermometer blush? It saw the temperature rise

58. What’s winter’s favorite dessert? Snow cones

59. Why don’t penguins fly? They’re already cool

60. What do you call a snowman who tells jokes? A chill comedian

61. Why did the boots go to school? To learn the ropes

62. What did the cold say to the hot cocoa? You warm my heart

63. Why was the snowman good at math? He knew his ice-olation

64. What do polar bears wear on their feet? Snow shoes

65. Why did winter get a ticket? For speeding on ice

66. What’s a snowman’s least favorite chore? Doing the dishes—too steamy

67. Why was the penguin so polite? He had good ice manners

68. What did winter say to spring? See you later

69. Why don’t icicles ever argue? They just hang there

70. What kind of candy do you eat in winter? Snow caps

71. Why was the snowman reading a book? He wanted to chill

72. What’s winter’s favorite subject? Ice-tory

73. Why did the snowflake bring a suitcase? It was ready to drift

74. What do you call a funny snowstorm? A laugh-a-blizzard

75. Why did the penguin cross the ice? To prove it wasn’t chicken

Silly Winter Jokes (76–100)

76. What did the snowman say after lunch? I’m stuffed

77. Why did the snowman wear a belt? To hold up his snow pants

78. What kind of dog loves winter? A snow-zer

79. Why was winter so calm? It knew how to chill

80. What do you get when winter laughs? Snow giggles

81. Why did the snowman go to the gym? To work on his core

82. What’s a snowman’s favorite movie? Frozen

83. Why did the snowflake fail the test? It cracked under pressure

84. What did the icicle say to the roof? I’m hanging on

85. Why was the snowman always happy? Life was cool

86. What’s winter’s favorite vegetable? Brr-occoli

87. Why did the snowman bring a pencil? In case he made a point

88. What do snowmen use to bake cookies? An ice-ing spatula

89. Why did the snowman sit in the shade? He didn’t want to melt

90. What kind of music do snowmen hate? Heavy metal

91. Why did the snowflake join the band? It had cool rhythm

92. What do you call winter homework? Cold assignments

93. Why did the snowman get promoted? He stayed cool under pressure

94. What did the snow say to the road? I’ve got you covered

95. Why was the snowman so good at jokes? Perfect timing

96. What’s winter’s favorite sport? Ice skating

97. Why did the snowman bring a map? He didn’t want to drift away

98. What do snowmen do at bedtime? Chill out

99. Why did winter bring a blanket? To cover everything

100. What did the snowman say at the end of winter? This is a wrap

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